...a pheasant flung it's self onto my bedroom window at 2.37am ...and broke it's neck , gave me a blooming heart attack...good job my house wasn't doing more than 30mph at the time, else the damage would have been far worse than a cracked window....
We seem to have a rampant rabbit population here so literally hundreds of them get squished round this here neck of the woods and those bl00dy stoopid pheasants too (they weren't blessed in the brains dep't were they!). The odd fox is turned into a doormat as well but strangely for a rural area few badgers and hedgehogs are seen. Perhaps they aren't quite as stupid as the bunnies and pheasants huh?
Unfortunately the deer 'get it' too occasionally. On one occasion I had to call someone out to shoot a muntjack that someone had hit and just left lying in the road. It broke my heart but it was drifting in and out of consciousness and it couldn't have been saved. Awww :'o(
When we travelled around America for three months, it was always skunks. You could smell the little squashed blighters about a mile before you saw the body. We never did see a live one...
did anyone see bill bailey on Tv heaven Telly hell, he was saying that when he was in australia that they all try and run down the Kane toads (i think thats wha they're called). and was saying the lorrie drivers swerve just so they hit them!