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Berniecuddles2 | 07:14 Wed 30th Aug 2017 | Jokes
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I've just found out my girlfriend is an arsonist so I dumped her!
I'm gutted we got on like a house on fire!
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No doubt she would like to rekindle the relationship.
07:18 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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no we had a blazing row its over
07:22 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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but she set your soul on fire ?
07:24 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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you will have to rekindle that spark !
07:24 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Burning the candles at both ends?
12:54 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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she got right on my wick!
12:55 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Relationships wax and wane Berniecuddles...
12:57 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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we did smoulder once
12:59 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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13:02 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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she did balders ..im homeless now lol
13:05 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Not a good match then?
13:06 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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We'll have to see what remains......
13:29 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Or worse still

13:31 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Serves you right if you carried a torch for her ...
13:36 Wed 30th Aug 2017

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