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She won't reply to my txts
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I went out on a date with a lovely girl something over a year ago. Apart from the wooden teeth and smell of mothballs she was a cracker !
We only met the once, and I keep texting her, but she never replies. Should I give up ?
We only met the once, and I keep texting her, but she never replies. Should I give up ?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Ha ha wonderman, I suspect you are in a huge minority about the CS thing.
Well, the executions were quite fun. If' I'd ever been in Stalag Luft III, I'd have been permanently in the cooler for sticking my tongue out at the goons, a Croydon version of Hiltz (but better looking than Steve McQueen)
Talking of goons.......
[dong!]
William: Listen, mate!
[dong!]
William: There it is again, mate!
[dong!]
William: And again, mate. Unless I'm mistaken it's gonna go-
[dong!]
William: -again, mate!
Seagoon: I wonder what it is, mate.
William: It's a bell ringing, mate.
Seagoon: There you go, jumping to conclusions!
Well, the executions were quite fun. If' I'd ever been in Stalag Luft III, I'd have been permanently in the cooler for sticking my tongue out at the goons, a Croydon version of Hiltz (but better looking than Steve McQueen)
Talking of goons.......
[dong!]
William: Listen, mate!
[dong!]
William: There it is again, mate!
[dong!]
William: And again, mate. Unless I'm mistaken it's gonna go-
[dong!]
William: -again, mate!
Seagoon: I wonder what it is, mate.
William: It's a bell ringing, mate.
Seagoon: There you go, jumping to conclusions!
You are clearly not appealing to her desperate side. Perhaps you should consider texting her something more attention grabbing. Something that might make her reconsider and start to be interested in replying again. How about a text along the lines of 'Have you been to an STD clinic recently? If not you might want to'
Champagne, I could never award less than 3 stars, I find mediocrity quite distressing, and your answer was absolutely spot-on anyway !
Ray, there was minimal sexual activity, and her real name may well have been Polly, but the parrot name was because she repeated back to me every single thing I said to her, followed up by "I can't believe you said that !"
Octavius, I MET her at the STD clinic, often the best way if you haven't had a dipping recently and are getting a bit desperate.
shazzzzzzzzzzz - this is Croydon, we have IKEA, the Purley Way, and Beddington Sewage Farm; no silly village greens or bell-draped nancy-boy Morris dancers.
Ray, there was minimal sexual activity, and her real name may well have been Polly, but the parrot name was because she repeated back to me every single thing I said to her, followed up by "I can't believe you said that !"
Octavius, I MET her at the STD clinic, often the best way if you haven't had a dipping recently and are getting a bit desperate.
shazzzzzzzzzzz - this is Croydon, we have IKEA, the Purley Way, and Beddington Sewage Farm; no silly village greens or bell-draped nancy-boy Morris dancers.
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