Escargot

[Bazile]

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A week later , there’s a knock on the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail asks ‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT ?

[Berniecuddles2]

that took me a long time to get that joke...lol

[albaqwerty]

feeling sluggish Cuddlyone? xx

[Berniecuddles2]

very entrailing x

[Garaman]

It took the poor snail a week to get back, what a ***!

[Garaman]

It seems you have to guess the last word - 6 letters.

[marval]

Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow.

He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"