Shouldn't Have Laughed But I Did!!

[Smowball]

Mr Smow was away yesterday and had the car. He was sat at traffic lights with the car roof down. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a huge flock of seagulls on the left, coming across above him. He then heard this strange, fast 'popping' kind of sound, and before he knew it they'd cr@pped all over him- the car seats, his head, all over his clothes!! So he's sat there with roof down, covered in bird *** from head to toe, with the driver to his left trying very hard not to laugh.
I almost wet myself laughing when he told me!

[DTCwordfan]

Just thank Him upstairs that cows don't fly......

[ummmm]

He can't help himself, Jo!

[Baldric]

;o)

[Smowball]

Lol Barsel!
I shall always now say gulls who live by the sea : )

[Baldric]

just for fun

The word seagull is actually an informal way of referring to any of the species that belong to the family Laridae, the gulls. There is not actually a single species called the seagull.


https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/bird-and-wildlife-guides/ask-an-expert/previous/seagulls.aspx

[Bazile]

"Just thank Him upstairs that cows don't fly......"

Watch out for the pigs ,though

[gness]

Seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea....
If they flew over the bay they'd be called bagels..... ;-)

I'm with Simon Barnes on this.....just call them seagulls..... x

[hereIam]

I will always call them seagulls !

[Smowball]

Or we could call them poogulls : )

[sapelesam]

I have the same problem with "Sea Bass" in restaurants, it's just "Bass".

[DTCwordfan]

I have the same problem in seeing a 'Bass' in an orchestra. They then call it a Double Bass - why - there aren't two of them?

[tonyav]

Ohhh I like a bit of bass.