Fao Buenchico

[Berniecuddles2]

I must apologise for my outburst very unlike me ...wont happen again ...shall stick to the joke section at least it's fun there once again apologies

[Buenchico]

>>> is Ipswich near Huddersfield?

Remind me not to let you act as a map reader at any time, Susan!

It's a couple of hundred miles away!

[NoMercy]

Bernie - I never trumped. I split my trousers when I bent over and it sounded like I had. It was the first time I'd worn maternity clothing.

[murraymints]

lol ^^ I once split the kick pleat vent on a skirt and it was right up to my bum before I noticed !!

[donny48]

I wonder how many guys noticed before you, Minty. In the bank the other day the teller was obivious to a gaping blouse until I mentioned it.

[wolf63]

Chris - it's in England, surely the country isn't that big.

[murraymints]

lol Donny .. it was a chappie on the pavement that very gallantly pointed it out to me ... he spared my blushes with his jacket 'till I got into the office and found a needle and thread !!

[albaqwerty]

Wolfie, the country isn't that big, but thanks to lack of joined-up thinking with roads and so on, it just wants to be bigger than it is :-D

[wolf63]

alba - I get car sick thinking about travelling. I used to hate when someone would stop and ask for directions when I was walking my dog. Right and Left is confusing enough. But not being a driver meant that one-way streets didn't exist.

[albaqwerty]

oooh, I know what you mean Wolfie, I used to get stopped and was asked where is 'whatever street/road'
got confused but thanks to a new landlord at at local pub, I now know which road is which.

Don't get me started on sat-navs, an idiot nearly ran me down going up the wrong way of a one-way street......

[pixie374]

I've only ever been asked for directions twice- both times when I had dyed my hair from blonde to red.
Unfortunately, it didn't help my sense of direction :-)