A Mate's Wedding

[Berniecuddles2]

I went to a mate's wedding and
I whispered to a bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly cow".
"Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about"
"I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were her father"
"I'm not. I'm her mother you cheeky git !!!

[cupid04]

LOL!

[Berniecuddles2]

im laughing myself lol

[Patsy33]

LOL! You should've gone to Specsavers! (I think!.....)

[Berniecuddles2]

it was her moustache that threw me lol

[Patsy33]

That reminds me....... Be back in a minute....

[Berniecuddles2]

pmsl dont cut yourself nice n steady lol x

[Patsy33]

Ahh, that's better... No more 5.O'clock shadow!

[Berniecuddles2]

beautiful an smooth lol

[Patsy33]

For now Berniecuddles. Trouble is, I'll have to strike my matches elsewhere to light up my cigarette!

[Berniecuddles2]

dont rub yourself the wrong way..( lol patsy just use BC berniecuddles is too long to type out all the time)x

[albaqwerty]

I do love reading the banter between you two!!

blooming sharp and most enjoyable reading the posts xxxx

[Berniecuddles2]

so was patsys razor lol

[Patsy33]

Oohhh! That was cutting! Still, no skin off my nose...