Is It True ...

[sunny-dave]

... that standing on a piece of lego in bare feet is more painful than giving birth?

(Asking for a friend) ...

[gness]

I see, Sam.....a scratch....not a cut.....the blood loss was slight....

Well thank goodness you can't tell us the horrors of when you gave birth!....... ;-)......x

[jourdain2]

Simple answer 'NO!'.

[gness]

I feel such a fraud, J......I have some odd problem which means I have a no pain labour......not a twinge really......therefore C sections...so

I guess if I have to choose between the lego and a baby I'll have another baby..... ;-)

[Barmaid]

Ive already answered this sd on a site I think we both visit ;)

[tamborine]

Try shoving a tennis up your anus or vagina if you think berthing is painless, and a babes head is larger

[tamborine]

^^Tennis ball

[gness]

Not the racquet, surely Tambo....... :-0

[gness]

Ahhh...;-)

[aelmpvw]

//I guess if I have to choose between the lego and a baby I'll have another baby//
any future boyfriend of gness will be putting his lego collection on ebay

[albaqwerty]

standing on piece of lego and removing said foot - 3 seconds
labour, a couple of hours and not helped when you've asked to father to rub yer back firmly
'don't want to hurt you'
me: 'it's kinda late for that now innit?'
Midwife was in knots, great, I keep my soh and the professional loses it.
:-)))