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In a previous life I burnt the candle at both ends, and we know which end suffers the most. I could so imagine myself in his position. I once drove to a meeting at Old Trafford after a previous heavy night, Italian food, lots of garlic and too much beer. Traffic was a nightmare so I was running late. Got into the full meeting room and dashed to the loo at the back. After doing what I had to do, walked out and everybody had turned their seats to face the loo. Imagine my horror as I turned to see "Ladies" on the door. Everyone applauded.