A Chicken Farmer

[Berniecuddles2]

A farmer sat down at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.

[Patsy33]

I bet they were clucking well!

[maggiebee]

That would ruffle a few feathers.

[Berniecuddles2]

They chook hands as they left

[1ozzy]

Think I'll lay low and not egg you on with this one.