Nice Surprise Yesterday.

[albaqwerty]

put hand in jacket pocket, pulled out a £10, very nice.
Put boots on, hand back in pocket to take £10 out and put n purse.
It was a fiver. hohum, however, it turns out in total it was £15.

And no, am not that wealthy that I'd forgotten about it lol

Anyone else had some nice surprises?

(am also thinking we should have a typo of the week thread tomorrow!! )

[Barmaid]

Perfect example:-

OH to Me: Why do you talk to him like that? He's a cat. He doesnt understand!
Me to OH: Well What The Funicular am I meant to do when he asks me stuff? Ignore him?
Oh: *bangs head on wall*

[mccfluff]

murphs the same, she is deffo in charge, she likes leaving me stealth poos outside the shower door

[Barmaid]

See, McFluff gets it too!!!!

[albaqwerty]

boiler man comes to fix the boiler (obviously)
kitty walks up and down between man and me asking me what is strange man doing.
Tell kitty what the strange man is doing, he's sorting your heating out.
oh good says kitty.

boiler man didn't know whether to laugh or cry....

[EcclesCake]

I'm rapidly reconsidering my offer of cat sitting for a friend. I don't want to find something squelching between my toes when I get up in the morning.

[Barmaid]

You've got chickens, Mrs Cake. There is nothing worse than chicken *** between your toes at 4am when you've just seen a fox...........

[albaqwerty]

is it too much to ask our beloved wild-life to *** the botty up til at least 6am every so often? :-D

[albaqwerty]

forgot the u in shut up

[mccfluff]

you'll love cat sitting, hair balls, fur, sick, stealth poos, random claws in eyes & up nostrils, bums in face and singing the song of their people at stupid bloody oclock

little bundles of joy they are.