Cycling Apparel

[sunny-dave]

Amazon seems to have noticed me buying odd bits & pieces for my new bike - it now keeps suggesting I buy some specialist clothing - which is not a bad idea ...

... but I'm really not sure I could walk into my local pub wearing these ...

Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation

[Fitzer]

And have you found out yet? :-)

[Peter Pedant]

// Just picture yourself in "big booty bike shorts"//

monkey pants - dont orang utan have orange behinds

'monkey pants - ideal for monkeying around...'

[hereIam]

Ha ha some good witty comments on here ....

[gness]

Yes I have, Fitzer! I thought it would be something wonderfully exotic.......One was pointed out to me on a country road this afternoon.....
Exotic it certainly wasn't....
What a disappointment!..... :-(

[Fitzer]

Now you can see why Dave and I might want to avoid being one :-P

[sunny-dave]

"Middle Aged Man In Lycra" ... usually slightly overweight and red of face :)

[gness]

I can indeed, Fitzer! Now......

Dave and I sometimes cycle together...if he turns up as a Mamil I'm not opening the door!.....x

[Peter Pedant]

Middle Aged Man In Lycra

oh come on - Middle aged fun lover - own teeth - likes long rides in the country seeks lady or similar who likes being ridden !

[sunny-dave]

"lady or similar" ???

The mind boggleth

[gness]

Behave now, Peter!.....anyway those adds always stipulate.....
Must be non-smoker......do non-smokers not have many friends?.............. ;-)....x

[sunny-dave]

"do you smoke after sex?"

"only if it's been particularly energetic"

[Fitzer]

I assumed that was why people always suggest throwing a bucket of cold water!

[gness]

Oh Lord.....I have to start with a bucket of cold water now???

I haven't got the hang of the whipping cream and furry handcuffs yet...... :-(