I Know You Will Find This Hard To Believe

[Tilly2]

but... we were in Sainsbury's today, at the delicatessen counter, when we noticed that the girls behind the counter were getting very agitated about something. They were indicating, by their actions, that something was amiss. We looked around to see a trail of turds on the shop floor running alongside the counter an up aisle nine!

Mr T and I stood over separate areas and warned people where to put their feet. It put me off buying my cheese and ham!

One of the girls , armed with a roll of blue paper towel, set about following the trail with sheets of paper, covering them. It was all over the place!

The cleaner was called and the poor girl had to pick it all up and mop the floor.

There are toilets in the store. Do you think the culprit could have been a child, rather than an adult? There was a lot of it.

[1ozzy]

It's not unusual, I was in Ikea yesterday and there was an aisle full of stools.

[gness]

Well they pop up all over the place, Patsy.......I won't have a gynae exam without first asking which school they attended..... ;-)

[Tilly2]

A lot of my pupils seem to work at the hospital! It can be a bit embarrassing at times.

[gness]

See! It happens!!..... :-)

[Tilly2]

It does.

[Prudie]

Yep my most embarrassing ex-pupil story was the one who was the dad at the same ante-natal class as me!

[Tilly2]

Aww, Prudie.

[sapelesam]

That's why they invented cycle clips.

[sapelesam]

In my teens I was a swimming pool lifeguard, we had one of those kids fishing nets on a very long pole. We tried to scoop the poop without anybody seeing. One of us would blow the whistle, point at nobody in particular and shout, "No petting", that would avert everybody's gaze.

[EDDIE51]

My wife and I used to be the cleaners for our community center, several times we found large turds on the floor of the Ladies loos.
Always the ladies never the gents. Pee all over the seats of the ladies loos was an everyday find, we put it down to women 'hovering' above the toilet seat rather than sitting on it and not realizing their aim was less than perfect.

[hereIam]

What a shocking story, wonder how nobody witnessed it ...

gness at 21:42 - still laughing here ...

[Tilly2]

I reckon it was a child, trailing after its mum.

[Peter Pedant]

They didnt charge you more did they ?

poor girl --
poor kid - how on earth dooes the mother get him home?

[Peter Pedant]

// several times we found large t---s on the floor of the Ladies loos. //

I worked in a safety conscious environment and suggested an accident form - level 5 - near miss!

[Tilly2]

When gossiping with one of the shop assistants, yesterday, was told that they didn't think it was a child. There was too much of it!