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[gness]

Dave....I have two steaks in the fridge.....would you like to join me for dinner to thank you for ferrying me around today?.....
He did....I presented him with his dinner.......and knocked over the glass of wine I'd put on the table for him....it smashed spectacularly.....
Glass in his dinner...wine on his watch....in his lap.....all over the sides.....and on my carpet.....

Dave....would you like a night cap before you go home?
I opened a bottle of Elderflower Gin......poured him a glass and knocked it all over a very important form I have to fill in.....it's wrinkled but it smells lovely.....

Which why the never sweary Gness is swearing tonight..... :-(

[Georgiesmum]

Oh bless you Gness. Life can be really tough sometimes. Be very wary of any stray shards of glass in the morning though.x

[gness]

GMum...too late....last week I got blisters in my palm from using a screwdriver......I grabbed the glass tonight and split the same palm open....I now look like I am afflicted with a stigmata.... :-(

[Old_Geezer]

Sounds like you have every right to wine.

[gness]

Me or Dave, OG?...though I think he's gone home to put maudlin posts on Mamya's thread....x

[Old_Geezer]

I was thinking of you, but you're quite right, both of you are allowed a whine.

[aelmpvw]

this probably explains why dave sits at your dining table wearing his cycle helmet

[Patsy33]

Poor you gness! I don't know why these things have to happen. Hope you've had a better day/evening. Please say you have?......

[jordyboy14]

Mine is all blue and wrinkly but I am 80 so it's no never mind

[gness]

He says if I invite him again he wants the table extended, Ael....and me sitting as far away as possible...... ;-)

Lovely day thanks, Patsy......other than having to get up early again....and tomorrow..... :-(