God Saw Adam Was Lonely, So....

[Truthteller88]

He said to Adam, i will make you a beautiful partner who will do your every bidding.
Adam was delighted but then paused: "Come on, there must be a catch? He asked.
God said, "She will cost you an arm and a leg!"
Adam is dismayed, "An arm and a leg!!! What would you give me for a rib?"

[thistles]

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[1ozzy]

It was then Adam discovered God had a sense of humour and never asked to be ribbed again.