Observation

[jordyboy14]

We have just come back from a lovely swim the water was crystal clear and warm the sea had a bit of a swell but apart from that it was lovely what I did notice was the amount of germans strutting about the beach bollock naked both men an wimmin I am no prude I have seen it all before it was thier attitude see me I am naked I don't care who sees what I have got, I felt I should have stripped of and said beat that heini but being a modest scot I declined to do so and yes I know that a naked body means different things to people but I think they were just over doing things

[-Talbot-]

Don't ever challenge naked Germans to a game of football ... I'm still having flashbacks to this day :0(

[douglas9401]

They do get very cocky when they're ahead, Talbot.

[tamborine]

Mozzies luv em ;)

[Berniecuddles2]

Especially when Helmut scored Douglas

[sunny-dave]

Ironic that a lot of the noise on here is coming from a nation that famously doesn't wear undercrackers ...

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[jno]

call the police? Just as well you didn't Clarion, they'd have probably laughed. I couldn't care less what people wear on the beach, or if they wear nothing, though it makes sense to make some beaches clothing-optional so if anyone doesn't like it they can go elsewhere..

[DTCwordfan]

standing at attention in front of Her Maj, dsve - good to see someone with decorum and dubious taste.

[douglas9401]

Ironic? Who else would you expect to comment on well ventilated fruit and veg?