Board Of Directors Meeting...........

[Shaglene]

All the members of the company's Board of Directors were called into the Chairman's office, one after another, until only Tom, the junior member, was left sitting outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned.

Tom entered the office to find the Chairman and the other four Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.

Tom was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did.

The Chairman looked Tom squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, he asked: "Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?"

"Oh, no, sir, positively not...!" Tom replied.

"Are you absolutely sure...?" asked the chairman.

"Honest, I've never been close enough to even touch her...!"

"You'd swear to that...?"

"Yes, I swear I've never had sex with Miss Floyd, anytime, anywhere…" insisted Tom.

"Good. Then YOU fire her."

[Voltage]

LOL

[Hopkirk]

So, far from getting in the sack, he has to give her the sack.

[Patsy33]

I don't think she'll take it lying down!.

[Hopkirk]

(for a change, Patsy)