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Christmas Wedding Speech

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hjshjs | 19:33 Sat 21st Oct 2017 | Jokes
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Hello

I'm preparing a best man speech for a wedding just after Christmas. Was just wondering if anyone could help with some humerous Christmas gags that could be mentioned.

I've got so far "phil and Rose are suited to a Christmas wedding as she's a cracker and he's a card.

Any more help would be very much appreciated.

Thanks
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The whole thing will probably be Holly inappropriate ...
Avoid references to 'pulling'.
There's probably a Three Wise Men and a Virgin gag in there - but you'd need to be sure of your audience ...

... and don't mention Donkeys ...
Why does Father Christmas not have any children, maybe not.
Father Christmas won't be the only one pleased to empty his sack this Christmas.
Q] Who is Santa's favourite singer?

A] Elf is Presley!
Gawd.
;-)) xx
A old friend of ours in his speech as the groom thanked his new in-laws for their lovely gift that he would enjoy unwrapping later.

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