I joined a dating agency last week and I had my 1st date last night her name was Helen. She was a lovely girl but she was cross-eyed I won't be seeing her again I'm sure she's seeing someone on the side!
My 2nd date wasn't good either!
Sitting at the table in the restaurant I called the waiter over and said
"Can you check the ladies toilets my date has been gone 2 hours and someone has stolen her coat"
Better luck next time!