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[marval]

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge.

"I don't recognise this court!"

"Why?" asked the Judge.

"Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[zebo]

Another judge asked the crim 'Have you been up before me before?'
Crim's response, 'Don't know, what time do you usually get up?.'

That evokes playground memories!

[DTCwordfan]

very good, Marval Bailey......

[Voltage]

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorcecourt judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife £275 a week."

"That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few quid, myself."

[marval]

There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men.

The police came and took the drunk guy to jail.

The next day the man went before the judge.

The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?”

The man said, “Here and there.”

The judge asked the man, “What do you do for a living?”

The man said, “This and that.”

The judge then said, “Take him away.”

The man said, “Wait, judge when will I get out?”

The judge said to the man, “Sooner or later.”

[Patsy33]

Haha..
Good ones Volty and Marval!

[marval]

"You admit having broken into the dress shop two times?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered the suspect.

"And what did you steal?"

"A dress, your Honour," he replied.

"One dress?" echoed the judge.

"But you admit breaking in twice!"

"Yes, your Honour," sighed the suspect.

"I had to exchange it. My wife didn't like the colour."

[Patsy33]

Lol!!