Your most embarrassing drinking stories!!

[andrea_h]

nEVER DRINK WHEN YOU'RE ON ANTIBIOTICS!!..........

When I was a student, we decided to go for a QUIET few drinks in town......after about 3 drinks, I went to the loo - when I hadn't come back after about 20 mins my friend came to find me.....I was sat on the loo, crying and I had also been sick, all over myself and even in my knickers as I was sitting on the loo at the time!! - they had to take my pants off & chuck them away and get me a taxi home, I couldn't even remember where I lived, but remembered eventually - when I got back the driver told my mum that I'd been sick in the taxi and wanted an extra �25 - my mum was so furious at the state I was in she argued with him & told him to prove it - he was lying so she told him to sod off - by that time I had fallen asleep in the garden!!!......What a state!

A xXx

[:Ace:]

lmao! That's nothing to be proud of Andrea.

[andrea_h]

I know!!! 8~%

Probably got loads more too!!!......Quayside cocktails used to rock!!

Some people needed cheering up on here - thought this might do the trick!!

A xXx

[Silversky]

I thinks I've already said about this somewhere else but anyway... I really cannot handle my drink, and whenever I do, I only have to have one sip and Im out... (But I dont get a hangover in the morning which is good.)
I was sitting round at about 1:00am at a lock in at work with about 7 others, and the one offered me a lift home, and asked where I lived.
Could I remember? Could I ****
It took the person who was sitting next to me who had taken me home before to tell me where I lived.
I couldn't remember the name of my house or the road. I was trying to trace back in my mind how I'd got to work... It was so funny, and everyone was on the floor with laughter.
I've only lived where I live for like 12 years.
I think I might have to write it down for next time....

[jiggy-gb]

I puked into a highchair on my way to the toilets once, I just couldn't make it in time and it was quite a big restaurant! Fortunately the family had taken the baby out of the chair before i chundered into it, lol!
On the up side, I didn't have to pay for my meal before they threw me out... ;o)

[robbo82]

This one didn't happen to me but an old housemante of mine. There was a few of us who'd been out for a few cheeky ones, in his case it was a few more than the rest of us. We ended up going to a club but lost him inside. He never came home that night; apparently he woke up in a park in Wolverhampton (20 miles from where we lived!), covered in bruises and scratches. He has no memory of getting there or what caused all the scratches!

[:Ace:]

My uncle arrived home one night with tyre tracks up the front of his shirt...he's no idea how they got there lol...

[dancealot13]

My girlfriend and I were both under the drinking age (in the states it's 21), we were 20. It was turning summer and the weather was fantastic, so we decided to go out to lunch. Well....we went to an Italian Cafe...so we knew they would serve us being an italian restaurant. We ordered one bottle of wine, had appetizers,...sat and talked a good hour and ahalf..ordered another bottle of wine and dinner....sat another hour and ordered a 3rd bottle (which the waitress NEVER should have let us order because we were obviously drunk by that point).
Now mind you, this was outdoor seating on Park Avenue, and their were several restaurants next to us and across from us with outdoor seating as well.
I took one sip of the 3rd bottle (6th glass!!)...and threw up ALL OVER the sidewalk infront of everyone eating their dinner on a beautiful summer day. And I don't mean just once,...I mean the full blown action of getting sick. Families and children all around us...and there we are...drunk as skunks. We barely made it to the corner to get away from the people. Luckily my girlfriend was able to call a friend to pick us up.
I barely remember anything,...I woke up later that night at 12:00am....with the worst hangover in history.
I never knew you could have a hangover by midnight.... lol

lesson learned.

[Goodsoulette]

Oh there are so many but this one will suffice, at glastonbury 2000 I was drinking a strong vodka orange when the paper cup broke so I started to swig it neat from the bottle on a hot sunny day. Plodded over to see Reef where I continued to get more and more drunk, on the way back we ran into some water aid people dressed up as taps collecting money, I proceeded to swing on there faucet style hats asking loudly if I was turning them on (the poor bu88ers had only come for a free ticket too I bet).
It continues, I needed a wee but couldnt wait so I went to a wooded area which every man at the festival had used so I squatted and slipped over in urine soaked mud and peed myself on the spot.
This has a happy ending where a beutiful guy called Simon helped me out took me back to his caravan sorted me out a solar shower sobered me up cooked dinner and became my boyfriend for 18 months.

[dancealot13]

Another time when I was under-age and drinking. I had a fake ID that I kept in my purse, along with my real ID that says my real age. I was on my to a dance club with several people all years older then me....but that was ok cuz I had my fake ID! lol
I was already completely drunk before we got there because I knew I wouldn't beable to drink at the club. So we go up to the bouncer and everyone shows their ID's. Then it's my turn.
I give the guy my ID (as im stumbling about),..and he says to me "This ID says you're UNDER 21!!",.....my brilliant response to that was ..."Oh WAIT...(giggling like crazy), that's the wrong one ...it's this one!!!" and I hand him my FAKE ID.
Of course....he didn't let me in.

[Pippa68]

There are many, but the most memorable (and with photographic evidence) was me stumbling out of a club with my all in one 'body' underwear hanging out of my trousers.

I couldn't do the poppers up underneath, so decided in my inebriated state that it wouldn't matter and nobody would notice.

Those things really shouldn't be worn by drunkards ;o)

Oh..just remembered the night my parents went out and left me alone to raid the drinks cabinet. I was good, I decided on gin & orange. When the orange ran out I drank it neat. I soon felt a bit uncle, so went into the kitchen to puke..only to find the sink full of washing up. I couldn't hold it any longer so hurled all over my mums freshly made butterscotch tart. I threw it away, and the next morning got a lecture about eating all the pudding!

[curiosity]

Sorry to spoil your excuse... but most antibiotics just arn't as effective if you drink alcohol, so your infection may hang around longer and don't antagonise it or the effect on you. However some for certain infections have the same effect as Antabuse (medicine given to alcoholics with horrid side effects if you touch the stuff) I hope yours was one of these so you can stick to the antibiotic story lol. Meanwhile I'll think of my best one.

[andrea_h]

Metronidazole for a recurring dental abcess......nasty!!!

It's my excuse & I'm sticking to it!!!!!

A xXx

[ELVIS68]

I cacked me pants in a cab one night many moons ago, the driver never said anything about it until he picked me up a few weeks later when I was sober and with my fiance