Hooker...............

[Shaglene]

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says

'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,

'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit ?'


She said

'No, I don't think you understand - my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales ....'

[Patsy33]

I'm laughing my head off here!...

[Voltage]

me too LOL