Behaviour.................

[Shaglene]

I witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on a local beach this morning.

A man and woman were arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them. The police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it!

Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages as the man shouted "That's the way to do it!"

[weecalf]

Was that the Punch line

[DTCwordfan]

BA to weecalf, not to Blackpool....(if there are any flights)

[RATTER15]

Silly sod!!

[EDDIE51]

Punch & Judy?
You'll be lucky to see it!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/13/council-bans-punch-and-judy-show-over-domestic-violence-fears/