Insanity

[paddyk]

A man walked into a Dentist's surgery and said "Excuse me, can you help me ? I think I'm a moth"
"You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist !!"
"Yes, I know"
"So why did you come in here ?"

"The light was on."

[EDDIE51]

Did you hear about the man who was arrested for swimming in a river in Paris?
He was found guilty but, In Seine