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Voltage | 06:57 Thu 09th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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I said to the waiter "is the chef a clown"
"Why do you ask that sir"
"Because this food tastes funny"
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I'm not going to bite on that one!
06:58 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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Don't! It might crumble
07:01 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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He'll be the laughing stock.....
07:58 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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....and getting in a stew.
08:01 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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How can you tell when a clown breaks wind?

Something smells funny.
21:00 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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Did you hear about that Italian chef that died? Signor Carolucci?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.


21:17 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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What's the difference between a Chinese zoo and an European zoo?

A Chinese zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

21:19 Thu 09th Nov 2017

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