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cycling
If I set off on my bike tomorrow at 12 noon, how long would it take to cycle to Venus?
Don't forget, I'm a keen cyclist and am reasonably fit, my water bottle is full and I have got a spare inner tube too.
Don't forget, I'm a keen cyclist and am reasonably fit, my water bottle is full and I have got a spare inner tube too.
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you will die of the pressure or lack of oxygen, nvm the fact u cant travel upwards without ground
u wont get there, even if u managed to somehow pedal into the sky, while wearing an astronaut suit supplied with thousands years of oxygen, and managed to live thousands of years, id bet ud still find a way to die
impossible
u wont get there, even if u managed to somehow pedal into the sky, while wearing an astronaut suit supplied with thousands years of oxygen, and managed to live thousands of years, id bet ud still find a way to die
impossible
If you time your trip right, there's a gorgeous little gastro-pub / B&B on Mercury that you simply must visit.
(If you time it right, Mercury will be closer than Venus, and the Continental Breakfast they serve there is just divine - it was in all the Sunday supplements don't-you-know.)
Best of all, take the 4x4 as far as you can go - we did. We only got the bikes out once we'd nearly reached the top of Mons Venus , of course, as young Tarquin and Chlamydia are too small for the full ride - but the Landlord chap agreed that we were really in our element.
He even suggested a destination for next year's hols - Alpha Clitorri , we can't wait, as it sounds like it will suit us to a tee.
I hear the locals are frightful, but since we have already paid in full (First Class, All Inclusive), I don't imagine we should be meeting very many of those, thank-you-very-much, except the ones that do that do the authentic local dancing.
Best Wishes, Aunt Graptolite
(If you time it right, Mercury will be closer than Venus, and the Continental Breakfast they serve there is just divine - it was in all the Sunday supplements don't-you-know.)
Best of all, take the 4x4 as far as you can go - we did. We only got the bikes out once we'd nearly reached the top of Mons Venus , of course, as young Tarquin and Chlamydia are too small for the full ride - but the Landlord chap agreed that we were really in our element.
He even suggested a destination for next year's hols - Alpha Clitorri , we can't wait, as it sounds like it will suit us to a tee.
I hear the locals are frightful, but since we have already paid in full (First Class, All Inclusive), I don't imagine we should be meeting very many of those, thank-you-very-much, except the ones that do that do the authentic local dancing.
Best Wishes, Aunt Graptolite
Apologies, xud, my dodgy Aunt, (second Phylum, once removed), seems to have hi-jacked me log-in.
She's a bit of a Planetary Mail reader and frowns on us relly's who have to settle with a wet Lunar weekend in Tranquility-On-Sea for us hols.
All the best with the bike-ride - don't forget to e-mail AB to let us know how you are doing - apparently there's a great Cyber-Caff near the heliosphere what does a wicked fry-up - just watch out for the solar wind afterwards!
Pod
She's a bit of a Planetary Mail reader and frowns on us relly's who have to settle with a wet Lunar weekend in Tranquility-On-Sea for us hols.
All the best with the bike-ride - don't forget to e-mail AB to let us know how you are doing - apparently there's a great Cyber-Caff near the heliosphere what does a wicked fry-up - just watch out for the solar wind afterwards!
Pod
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