Hence, NJ, the trick was to find a chinese takeaway that was open on Sunday 5th November and as well as fish and chips, they would sell you some fireworks! Not easy, especially when trying to order extra "lockets," "clackers," "loman canders," and "catheline wheers"as the menu only went as far as 99 = egg fried rice. We could also never figure out why a pancake roll nailed to the fence would not do anything when we lit what we thought was the fuse? (turned out -actually - to be a stray beansprout!!).