Donate SIGN UP

Unlucky Pirate............

Avatar Image
Shaglene | 12:13 Sat 18th Nov 2017 | Jokes
2 Answers
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooed in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poo."
"It was my first day with the hook."
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 2 of 2rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by Shaglene. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
:-)
Ouch!!

1 to 2 of 2rss feed

Do you know the answer?

Unlucky Pirate............

Answer Question >>