Barbecue at number 42

[bobtheturkey]

i have been invited by you know who to a barbecue next weekend, i have an irrational fear of this based on Mrs h and her somewhat aggressive attitude how can i combat this? also what should i bring with me by way of a peace offering?

[dotty.]

you could take her a ticket to see Pirates of The Caribbean 2 and then after the barbecue you can accompany her, she would be very excited.

[fat rascal]

go dressed up as captain jack sparrow , with a bottle of rum, and she would be too taken aback to be agressive!!

[dotty.]

oh yes, wear your black leather trousers again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[:Ace:]

You could always take her some Primark Vouchers?

[steviep165]

someone will have to fill me in on wots going on between bob and mrs h.

[dotty.]

put Mrs harris in the 'search the site' box at the foot of the topic list Steve. You don't have to read it all, just get a flavour. lol

[Sphinx_Svens]

Don't go, you dummy

[steviep165]

got to fly off to work now. back about 11.30ish. i'l checkit then and get back to u if any1 is still about. lata guys + dolls.

[peachy3]

hellooooooooo bob can i come too cos i'm starvin and cant be bovvered cookin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pippa68]

Sprinkle some bromide on whatever you decide to take, bob!

[Dollie]

I've been telling you for ages to stop messing about and 'dip your bread in.' Why are you dithering ? You're obviously infatuated with the woman !

[Lore]

Just watch she doesn't get too close to your begonias ducky!!