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Voltage | 13:24 Tue 19th Dec 2017 | Jokes
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My wife just told me she doesn't care what she gets for Christmas this year!

"Just make sure it's got diamonds in it" she said.

A pack of playing cards it is then.
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you're all heart(s)
13:27 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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my missus wants a jaguar for christmas, if it mauls her to death it's not my fault
13:28 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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Your'e a joker
13:28 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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you don't want to see the new year in then (with swollen eyes)lol
13:29 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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i know how to deal with her!
13:30 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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At least you can play pok-er.
13:37 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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When the wife has dealt with you, your ability to walk will be reduced to a shuffle.
13:41 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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I think you might hit the deck!
14:03 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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Be careful that she doesn't club you and use the spade to bury you...
15:30 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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I'll be alright shag her hearts not in it!
16:20 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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Suit yourself!
16:21 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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I asked "She who must be obeyed" what she might like for Christmas. "A bag and a belt would be nice" she said............ Sorted, the vacuum cleaner will be as good as new.
16:37 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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What a card you are voltage
17:30 Tue 19th Dec 2017

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