An Ode To The Labour Leader

[Khandro]

You are old Mr Corbyn the young man said
And your hair is exceedingly white,
and yet you insist with your long lost cause, do you think at your age this is right.?

You are old Mr Corbyn the young man said
and your back is all buckled and bent,
and still you continue on getting the hump, don't you think that it's high time you went.?

You are old Mr Corbyn the young man said
and you garble away like a fool,
the dribble you talk and the way that you walk, do you think that you really look cool ?

You are old Mr Corbyn the young man said
Please quit whilst you still have some face,
you lied through your teeth over varsity fees, in fact you're a f.....g disgrace.

[shoota]

Merry Christmas!

[Cloverjo]

Surely jackdaw was pointing out the style of the writing, nothing to do with paedophilia at all.

I think it's quite a clever parody, khandro - even though I disagree with the politics of it.

[kvalidir]

Jackdaw I'm probably the least 'snowflakey' person you would ever meet, not that you'll accept that but it's a fact. I'm very, very pragmatic and not at all worried to get my hands dirty about anything. However, you do seem to have your panties in a bunch at almost every post I make though, so might I suggest you have a nice cuppa and lie down, or alternatively froth at the mouth because someone has a different opinion to yours, I care not an iota which, but tea in my experience is more palatable so I'd go with that if I were you :) x

[Jackdaw33]

Correct, Clover.
Parodies have been made throughout the ages. Xmas carols were a favourite:
Hark, the herald angels sing
Mrs Simpson's pinched our king

[237SJ]

Grow up Kval - don't insult people who have much more life experience than you. It doesn't become you.

[Mamyalynne]

That works both ways, Jack is surely old enough not to resort to 'Snowflake' when a reasoned response would suffice.

[Jackdaw33]

Panties in a bunch? What sort of talk is that? The correct expression is, "Alans in a Brahms", as TTT will confirm.

[Jackdaw33]

I see Reverend Mother has chucked in her usual twopennorth.

[kvalidir]

237SJ- Please don't presume to tell me what to do, it doesn't become anyone to do so, to anyone else. A person's life experience is their own, and ALL are entitled to their opinions, you, me, Jack, ALL of us.
Jack has no respect for me or anyone else who disagrees with him, (like a few others on here for that matter), and makes that abundantly clear at all times. If you choose to honour that rudeness simply because of someone's age (I've actually no idea whatsoever how old Jack is), that's up to you, personally I don't and that is up to me. Many of the very elderly posters on here manage to post without being rude when they disagree with someone, not sure why he can't or why you think people ought to treat him like a special case.

[Mamyalynne]

Very inventive Jack - again.

[kvalidir]

He's just a joy, a simple delight!

[237SJ]

I don't see what "elderly posters" on here have to do with anything.

[Jackdaw33]

Oh, Sweet Suffering Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I shall bow out of this thread for fear of a curse being put on me by the coven.

[kvalidir]

They have to do with the fact you said Jack had 'more life experience' than me and therefore for some reason needed automatically respecting when he shows no respect to others himself. I suggest that if you must bring age and experience into this that you consider that other elderly posters manage to conduct themselves without being insulting so I can't see why Jack can't and why he ought to be some sort of exception. That's all, by and large I like the older posters on here, they are interesting and informative.

[kvalidir]

I'm sure all three will keep you safe Jack from the spell I couldn't be arsed to put on you even if I knew what you were rambling about. Have a good night x

[sevenOP]

Seems like
http://www.futureintelligence.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/precrimein-English-e1509380088942.jpg

to me, unless

https://www.channel4.com/news/factcheck/no-corbyn-did-not-pledge-to-abolish-student-debt

and the fact he is not emPowered to do anything about it have any relevance.