My Ocado Delivery.

[gness]

Thinking that lightning doesn't strike twice and I'd not get a second duck with a dick I decided to have my Christmas goodies delivered......

Plenty of delivery updates and the van arrived bang on time....the lovely driver handed me two bags and he'd be back with the rest when he'd cleared the mess in his van....

I put the two bags on the hall carpet and discovered the source of his mess....a smashed bottle of red wine......
Took me as long to try to clean my carpet as it did him to clean his van.......then we discovered that the rest of my order was undeliverable......red wine goes a flippin' long way.....unless of course I'm drinking it.....
No chocs....Bailey's....coffee pods.....butter.....lots of treats ruined.....and no replacement delivery till January.......
So a shopping trip tomorrow....bums!..... :-)

[gness]

Hi, Anne.....quite like that......sweat the small stuff......if that's all that goes wrong in a day it matters not a jot......x

Dave is speaking from experience..... ;-)

[shoota]

What has Buxton done to deserve that?

[tonyav]

Oi - calling gness "small stuff" has cost many men their ability to walk without wincing ....


Sooooo Dave, you have had an 'accidental' clout around the ankles with that shopping trolley awell then.

[gness]

Oh, Shoota....you know I don't need a reason.....Buxton?.....because it's there..... :-)

[DTCwordfan]

possibly in the walnuts if a 'Glasgow Kiss', tony....?

[gness]

Dave probably deserved it, Tony......you'd not said a word other than....Hello, Gness....nice to meet you..... :-)

[tonyav]

Thank gawd I didn't upset you then ;-)

[shoota]

Are you one of those ladies who pushes all her worldlies round in a trolley wearing a mac tied with string?

[gness]

Tried the trolley with the mac and string, Shoota......looked silly so I wear it now....x

[shoota]

How do you wear a trolley?

;-)

[gness]

Ask Tony.....x