Spy & CB radio Jargon help please

[curiosity]

Hi I've decided to have a bit of banter with my 14year old son, rather than get irritated by calling his name at least 4 times for tea or anything else, I've signed up to MSN and added him to my contacts. I'm in the front room, he's in the back room. I don't intend to embarrass or humiliate him amongst his msn buddies, but rather than say boring things like "your teas ready". I decided to write Roger over and out etc. and do you copy me? Which seems to be getting a response, cos it's amusing. I want to speak in spy code similar to Allo Allo. I'd love some suggestions. Thanks

[brionon]

Do without then, you ignorant little B-gger. This means ---

[Jay_Jay]

"I shall say this only wornce..." ?

[Jay_Jay]

"It is I, le chef" Le grande dejeuner est pret?

[Jay_Jay]

"Cafe's open. Try to get here before the dog/ cat/ pedal-bin gets it before you do" ?

[bigelaine]

Your tea is on the table but will self destruct in 30 seconds!

[mycats]

How would you embarass him in front of his msn buddies?? They cant see what you type

[:Ace:]

Red Fox to White Rabbit, we will rendez-vous at the dining table at 1800 hours.

[connie83]

How about 'right you little snot....your dinners in the bin and your mobiles in the microwave' ???

[curiosity]

Thanks everyone, it's just a bit of fun. Mycats, I wasn't sure about that, thanks, haven't mastered MSN but I now have a distinction in the Sky+ remote!

[mycats]

lol well done curiosity (sorry if I came across a bit snotty, didnt mean to ) :-)

[curiosity]

No probs, I think I put it in just to ward off any teenagers with angst getting the wrong end of the stick. But I did genuinely wonder, can anyone join the conversation then or do you have to invite them or have them on your contacts?

[bazmoore]

you coming for some nosebag good bud

put your pedal to the metal and get over

baz