I bought a brand new house off plan. It was all sparkley and nice when I moved in. I decided to put up curtain rails (heck I was living on a building site and I didnt want the builders gawping through my windows).
So I have the brackets, the drill, the screws, the rawl plug. I carefully mark where I have to drill. As I am stood on a chair drilling, the drill suddenly feels very heavy and I completely lose control of it. The tiny well marked hole suddenly turns into a cavernous pit.
The reason the drill got heavy? Well I had recently acquired a very sweet, but very very naughty kitten. The dangling drill lead was too much of a temptation. Wall 0 - ASBO 1.
I cant remember what else I did there. But eventually I had to beg my little brother to come and help me. He said to me I should stop trying this stuff on the basis "I dont mess with the law, you shouldnt mess with building stuff".