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To all you single men
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please can you help?
When you are looking for a lady where would you go and what qualities would you would be looking for apart from looks?
Me and my friend are just wondering and want to look at it from a male angle rather than a female one for a change
When you are looking for a lady where would you go and what qualities would you would be looking for apart from looks?
Me and my friend are just wondering and want to look at it from a male angle rather than a female one for a change
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Well I'm a single man after a divorce and it's hard for us men too to meet someone nice.
Nightclubs are a bad idea. When you're both off your trolley snogging each others faces off it's nice. Then you wake up together in the morning with a mouth like the inside of a weightlifters jockstrap and the cold light of reality sets in.
I've been going to salsa dancing classes and there are loads of 'singleys'.....female and male....that have a dance together...the ice is broken...and have a chat and a laugh. Plenty of romances going on there believe me! Salsa instructors generally get everyone to swap dancing partners every few minutes.
There's the internet. I'd recommend
www.plentyoffish.co.uk
which is completely free to join. You just need your own email address. I'd recommend uploading a recent picture of yourself as no pics gets no replies! I've dated a couple of lovely women off that site. Like all internet dating sites there are sharks on there.....male serial shaggers and female gold-diggers. If you have some nouse about you, you can generally spot them a mile away.
Good luck anyway. Be yourself.
I go for personality and good conversation rather than looks. Give me a plain girl any day above a beauty queen. High maintenance dolly birds tend to be so far up their own rusty bullet-holes you can only see the soles of their feet sticking out of their backsides.
Nightclubs are a bad idea. When you're both off your trolley snogging each others faces off it's nice. Then you wake up together in the morning with a mouth like the inside of a weightlifters jockstrap and the cold light of reality sets in.
I've been going to salsa dancing classes and there are loads of 'singleys'.....female and male....that have a dance together...the ice is broken...and have a chat and a laugh. Plenty of romances going on there believe me! Salsa instructors generally get everyone to swap dancing partners every few minutes.
There's the internet. I'd recommend
www.plentyoffish.co.uk
which is completely free to join. You just need your own email address. I'd recommend uploading a recent picture of yourself as no pics gets no replies! I've dated a couple of lovely women off that site. Like all internet dating sites there are sharks on there.....male serial shaggers and female gold-diggers. If you have some nouse about you, you can generally spot them a mile away.
Good luck anyway. Be yourself.
I go for personality and good conversation rather than looks. Give me a plain girl any day above a beauty queen. High maintenance dolly birds tend to be so far up their own rusty bullet-holes you can only see the soles of their feet sticking out of their backsides.
A sure fire check list.
1) She must not be a communist, marxist, social worker type who gives change to peasants and wears stupid braids and bibberty bopperty hats.
2) She must not wear trainers in public UNLESS she is running or going to the gym.
3) She must not eat nor chew on public street (a discreet bottle of water is permitted in the summer months)
4) She must always know her limits
5) She must never drive if a sober male is available
6) She must never be brash, loud, vulgar or argumentative
7) She must never wear more make up than is necessary
8) She must never be drunk in public
9) She must never drink pints
10) She must accept that a light to medium bottom spanking is the right of man.
11) She must be clean
12) She must eat (though not on public thoroughfares as said). Waif like women are simply horrinble.
13) She must never listen to Leona Lewis et al whilst in the company of man.
14) She must at least pretend to be interested if in attendance of a cricket match.
15) She must be of good historic character, with limited male sexual experience. Nobody likes a sl4g do they?
1) She must not be a communist, marxist, social worker type who gives change to peasants and wears stupid braids and bibberty bopperty hats.
2) She must not wear trainers in public UNLESS she is running or going to the gym.
3) She must not eat nor chew on public street (a discreet bottle of water is permitted in the summer months)
4) She must always know her limits
5) She must never drive if a sober male is available
6) She must never be brash, loud, vulgar or argumentative
7) She must never wear more make up than is necessary
8) She must never be drunk in public
9) She must never drink pints
10) She must accept that a light to medium bottom spanking is the right of man.
11) She must be clean
12) She must eat (though not on public thoroughfares as said). Waif like women are simply horrinble.
13) She must never listen to Leona Lewis et al whilst in the company of man.
14) She must at least pretend to be interested if in attendance of a cricket match.
15) She must be of good historic character, with limited male sexual experience. Nobody likes a sl4g do they?
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