A sure fire check list.
1) She must not be a communist, marxist, social worker type who gives change to peasants and wears stupid braids and bibberty bopperty hats.
2) She must not wear trainers in public UNLESS she is running or going to the gym.
3) She must not eat nor chew on public street (a discreet bottle of water is permitted in the summer months)
4) She must always know her limits
5) She must never drive if a sober male is available
6) She must never be brash, loud, vulgar or argumentative
7) She must never wear more make up than is necessary
8) She must never be drunk in public
9) She must never drink pints
10) She must accept that a light to medium bottom spanking is the right of man.
11) She must be clean
12) She must eat (though not on public thoroughfares as said). Waif like women are simply horrinble.
13) She must never listen to Leona Lewis et al whilst in the company of man.
14) She must at least pretend to be interested if in attendance of a cricket match.
15) She must be of good historic character, with limited male sexual experience. Nobody likes a sl4g do they?