Chinese Massage Parlour!

[Voltage]

i was Having a massage down the local Chinese massage parlour
Lady said “Any extras?”
I said “No, get your own chewing gum.”

[Sqad]

LOL.

[Prudie]

You wrigleyed your way out of that one

[Sqad]

Bottle of sauce please.
HP?
No I will pay for it straight away.

[Voltage]

lol

[Shaglene]

You have burst your bubble.................

[Toorak]

Trust sqad to tell a saucy joke

[marval]

A guy was on a business trip and he's staying in this fancy hotel. When he goes up to his room there's a sign near the bed that says "Try our Oriental Massage."

So he rings down to the reception and tells the clerk that he'd like to try one of these massages. About ten minutes later this Chinese lady comes up and starts giving him a massage.

He's lying on his stomach and getting pretty horny. She told him to turn over and when he does she sees him "standing to attention." So she giggles and says "Ahh, you want wanky!"

So he says "Oooh, yes!"

So she runs off into the bathroom and he lies on the bed waiting. A few minutes later she sticks her head out from behind the door and says "You finished yet?"

[Voltage]

LOL @ Marval