French People

[Voltage]

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food!

[vulcan42]

remove their shell and they become even more sluggish.

[Jackdaw33]

Actually you'd be amazed at the number of French people who have gone through their lives without tasting a snail, not to mention frogs' legs.

[Voltage]

ribbeting news jack lol

[marval]

There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a racing car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realised!

He bought himself a car, souped it up, and then painted a large red "S" on it. When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big red "S" on the car?

Simple, the snail replied when people see my car go zooming down the, track I want them all to exclaim: Oh look!! See the S car go!

[Voltage]

lol

[Garaman]

I thought it was out of necessity because all the restaurants shut at 2pm!

(Sorry that's a rant, not a joke!)