Watch Out You Are Being Watched.

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5327901/The-smart-devices-home-frighten-you.html

[Arksided]

Bloomin' heck... not only a fear of snakes and witches but now have to keep an eye on my smart meter. It Knows what I'm upto!

[aelmpvw]

anyone claiming damages for counselling after seeing me in the nude on their webcam will get short shrift

[Voltage]

Lol ael it cured my hiccups tho ;-)

[Barmaid]

I KNOW I am being watched. I have internal CCTV which my fiance logs onto to monitor the house if I am at work (and which I use to monitor the cat). Sometimes I forget to switch it off. Then he (the fiance, not the cat) talks to me through it. Sometimes I want to kill him when a voice says through the silence "It's behind you" and I hit the ceiling in shock.

[Arksided]

That sounds proper scary! good luck to em' lol ;-)

[aelmpvw]

don't know whether that's to bm or me ...

[douglas9401]

Why do you think the power companies are handing out tinfoil hats to those who agree to have the meters installed? To cut down on the obvious effects of alien technology of course
These devices are directly linked to the mothership which hides behind the moon gathering and storing data so they can control our lives via £1000 smart phones.
They're not bad, just very shy and want to help us live better lives.

They will, however, deal sternly with anyone disrespecting their representatives on Earth, the Windsors, especially the ginger ones so think on.
It's no coincidence that Meghan is nearly an anagram of Gas Men.

[Arksided]

It were to you aelmpvw :-) however BM's does seem equally scary.

[murraymints]

Ael....put that back...now.. I'm watching !!'

[jno]

your TV is watching you, aog

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/03/08/smart-tv-perfect-way-spy/