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Lifted From The Pond

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Bazile | 15:26 Wed 31st Jan 2018 | Jokes
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I reported to the police that someone had stolen my crocodile from my pond .

Last night an alligator knocked on the door wearing just a vest , stating he was from the police .

''Why are you only wearing a vest'' ? - i enquired

''I'm an investigator '' , he replied
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Wow what a snappy joke!
15:28 Wed 31st Jan 2018
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I hardly like to ask what sort of rubbery clogs he had on his feet.
15:30 Wed 31st Jan 2018
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He didn't half pong .

I've booked a fumigator to come round
15:33 Wed 31st Jan 2018
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How cold blooded can one get?!...
15:49 Wed 31st Jan 2018

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