Spider!

[Voltage]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…

We went out and had some drinks..

Cool guy..

Wants to be a web developer.

[Patsy33]

Are you spinning a fast one?

[Voltage]

I admit to getting this joke off the Web!

[Patsy33]

Fangs for that!...

[Spicerack]

Did you take it down the snooker club?

[Patsy33]

Why did he need a rest?

[Spicerack]

He's been a bit browned off recently.

[Patsy33]

Is that because Volty nearly drowned his sorrows?

[albaqwerty]

there's no flies on you then...

[Prudie]

He'll more than a few to get legless

[Voltage]

Pmsl Sounds like you've had a few prudie x

[Patsy33]

Did he have long hairy legs?...

[Shaglene]

Little Miss Muffit
Sat on a tuffit
Eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider
and sat down beside her
So she belted it one with her spoon

[cleodog]

With a spoon! How about tray?

[MichaelZZ]

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on a tuffett
Her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't a spider
that sat down beside her.
It was Little Boy Blue
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