Could they not simply update it each year to include whatever the "outraged" and "offended" party wants?
eg;
Best Actor
Best Actress
Best Confused
Best Undecided
Best of both Worlds
Best Male Actress who identifies as Female
Best Female Actor who identifies as Male
Best Transphobic Gay Vegan Actor
Best Biologically Conflicted Actor with Gender Fluidity
Best Actors who identify as Triplets
Best biological female actresses who identify as gerbils
Etc...
And also include an Oscaress Award Ceremony?
Basically, if you can make it up, and feign outrage at something non-offensive, whilst preferably flying in the face of common sense and that outdated concept called "morals", you'll be ahead of the game!
And don't for a moment think I am being slightly cycnical, I will be very offended at your ""intolerance".