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gness | 19:59 Sat 17th Feb 2018 | ChatterBank
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.....that if you have a black floor in your utility room....poor eyesight and very low lighting it's not a good idea to place a large pile of black baking trays and tins on the floor.....

You'll forget about them and when you go into your utility room...in bare feet....you will step on the corner of the bottom tin.....

The result will be that the tins and trays will catapult through the arch into the kitchen...taking out a potted plant on the way.....and kneecapping your dinner guest who is/was calmly gazing out of the window and supping wine......

I won't mention my possibly broken big toe until he has calmed down and stopped theatrically rubbing his knee...... :-(
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I have lots of short trips too...usually painful ones... don’t be tripping with those guns now....put them away.... we’d hate to lose you....x
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Ark.....I wish you could have been here! It was really surprising and spectacular. All was quite then suddenly all these tins flew in an arc into the kitchen. The noise was deafening. :-)
There must have been another force at work, surely one petite naked foot could not cause such havoc?
I really do have a vivid imagination, but would have loved to seen it :-)
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Since I got my Fitbit, Shoota l have been leaping to up my step count....you try leaping onto a pile of baking trays and see what happens.... :-(
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Ark....you’re very welcome to visit anytime.....just check your accident insurance....x
After clearing out this week I got plenty of cupboards space and no tins! Do you think I could rent then out to midgets!!!
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Only if they’re en suite, Fraser....we little folk are fussy.... ;-)
There a sink above does that count as end suite!gnessx
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As long as you take the pots and pans out,Fraser....x
Don't lose you head Fraser, they'd be nothing left of you.
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Bedtime..... thank you for the banter and your sympathy for my mishap.... Gx
Goodnight and and pleasant dreams Xx you always put a smile on ones face :-)

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