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[piggynose]

Pilot forced to make emergency landing after passenger’s smelly farts causes fight

The gassy passenger reportedly refused to stop farting (CEN)

A pilot was forced to make an emergency landing after a fight broke out due to a plane passenger’s chronic flatulence.

The passenger, reportedly obese and reluctant to stop breaking wind, caused a massive punch-up while travelling from Dubai to Amsterdam Schiphol airport with Transavia Airlines.

Understandably, the two Dutchman sitting next to the gassy passenger requested the crew on flight HV6902 do something.

There was little the cabin crew could do, so when the passenger persisted with loud and smelly flatulence, a fight broke out.

The ruckus forced the pilot of the Dutch low-cost airline to make an emergency landing at Vienna airport in Austria.

Police boarded the plane and removed four passengers.

A police spokesman confirmed that the row was started by a passenger suffering from wind who was making little effort to restrain himself and that this offended the two young Dutchmen.

what will the offence be called at the court hearing?

[Baldric]

///hopefully he'll get a lifetime ban from using lifts///

T#Ael, that ^ is just wrong, on so many levels.

[DTCwordfan]

Fart = French Aromatic Return Transmission.

[aelmpvw]

:-) baldric