Listening in on some shop girls today I heard on say"Oh Denise you should never bring that boyfriend of yours in the shop" when asked why the girl said "because he's gorgeous you might lose him to one of us" to which Denise replied " Well he's not as good as he looks, he wont share his chocolate for a start.
I've ditched a few boyfriends in my time........not sharing his chocolate would be up there with the one I saw....after a few dates.....carrying a banner at the head of an Orange Lodge parade......I didn't have to tell him....the look on his face when he saw me told me he knew he was history.......... ;-)