Won't Share!

[Biccylova]

Listening in on some shop girls today I heard on say"Oh Denise you should never bring that boyfriend of yours in the shop" when asked why the girl said "because he's gorgeous you might lose him to one of us" to which Denise replied " Well he's not as good as he looks, he wont share his chocolate for a start.

[gness]

I've ditched a few boyfriends in my time........not sharing his chocolate would be up there with the one I saw....after a few dates.....carrying a banner at the head of an Orange Lodge parade......I didn't have to tell him....the look on his face when he saw me told me he knew he was history.......... ;-)

[jno]

Was that a Terry's Chocolate Orange Lodge?

[gness]

:-)....x

[tonyav]

That lad who took your French fancy had no chance then, gness ;-)

[gness]

Didn't get a look in, Tony!

[tonyav]

Anyway I'm gutted, all those years I spent in my youth chatting girls up when I'd have done much better by buying them a bar of chocolate :-(

[jno]

Ladies always have a little place in their hearts for a Mars bar, Tonyav.

[Georgiesmum]

Or your last rolo!

[kvalidir]

If my man ate my Lindor he'd better be able to run :)

[Biccylova]

Yes I think not sharing chocolate is the biggest put off ever, even worse than bushy hair sticking out of his ears.