I Was Having Dinner...

[Patsy33]

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like Patsy?. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.’

[Tilly2]

Ex boss now?

[Patsy33]

Yes Tilly!
I think I'll go back to my old job a Common Tater.....

[Tilly2]

No, a King Edward, surely!

[DTCwordfan]

hope you haven't got to much of a steak in the business....

[DTCwordfan]

Did King Edward have a big one - like a Major Hewitt perhaps?

[Tilly2]

Chip off the old block?

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Lol!
That's Charlotte she said as I was told to leave!

[DTCwordfan]

Just as well it wasn't that American composer who led the Pommes at the Albert Hall, 'Maris Piper'.....

[Tilly2]

Play some Vivaldi, that'll be smashing for you.

[DTCwordfan]

The ex-Duchess of Pork wanted the Duke of York apparently - in and out of the potato bed.

[Patsy33]

Put your best jacket on while listening to.it..

[Patsy33]

You'll get a roasting for saying that DTC!

[DTCwordfan]

they'll just knock me spud head off, I guess, Beatrice......

[Patsy33]

Just watching a film. Silence of The Yams...

[DTCwordfan]

Sweet - where's Baths? Yum Yum......

[Patsy33]

I was going to watch Mash but it didn't ap-peel to me...

[Hopkirk]

Looks like you've had your chips

[DTCwordfan]

my computer is fried now....

[Bathsheba]

Here I am....still got the biggest sweet potato in the world ;)

Baths
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