Just had an email from the Children's Lottery to say I had won a prize which could be anything up to £20,000. Really excited, so logged on to find I had won a £1 extra line in the next draw. Ah well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
Reminds me of when I bought a scratch card which won another £1 scratch card. Hooray! I thought, but then that one was a loser. I never bought one again.