Stupid tattoos

[doglady]

Mr Dog has just sent me a photo of a tattoo a guy at his work has had done on his stomach. It's a cow, from behind, and the cows bum is his belly button. It is without doubt the stupidest tattoo I have ever seen, and I'm guessing the man will be regretting it in a couple of days.

What is the stupidest tattoo you have ever seen? Do you have one that you bitterly regret?

xx

[sense4all]

Well, that is going to be a crowd pleaser down the pub innit?
How old is this buffon? Is he intellectually challenged or is this a surprising act for this individual? I have only seen a handful of really beautifully executed tattoos, real works of art. Sadly many look like something my youngest could turn out.
I do know someone who came home after binge drinking who has a W on each cheek so that when he bends over it spells wow. You work out where the magic O appears from -Muppet!

[China Doll]

I did once see someone with a tattoo of an ice cream cone on his arm when I was on holiday in greece. That's the strangest one I ever saw.

[lilmonkey]

My ex had the kanje for "hiccup" amongst his many tattoo's! (This wasn't a mistake either, he's Japanese!)

[Loosehead]

Well I've hardly ever seen a tattoo that doesn't look ridiculous but those idiots with the home made "LOVE" and "HATE" on their knuckles and things like "----- cut here ----" on their necks and "Mum and Dad" on there forearms. Then there's those wallies with a girls name on there arm, presumably they once found a girl stupid enough to go out with them. I can just imagine future chat up lines, "er what's your name luv?" Wendy, "oh bu66er I'd hoped it would be Jackie cos I've got a tattoo for that. Have they any idea what tw&ts they look?

[JOEYGREEN]

Unfortunately when I was 16 I had some sort of Japenese symbol on my shoulder and I absolutely hate it now. I'm getting married next year and thinking about getting some of that makeup stuff that covers it up. It's only small but doesn't look very nice. If anyone knows what this stuff is and where I can get it please post.

You always get the butcho blokes with the classic british bulldog on their arm too.

[mnko]

i have a homemade heart under my watch glad its hidden though.

[glenn_99]

This is a true story. I was in the pub one day and got talking to a stranger. I asked him why he had truth tattooed on his right shoulder.

" I used to date a girl called Ruth, but she ditched me, so I had a T put there instead". Improvisation eh?

[Tha-Flash]

Haha that's a great Glenn.

[tigerthecat]

cream to cover tattoos apparently the red cross (seriously) are the experts with camoflague make up. try their website

[Metz]

Veil Cover Cream is meant to be good not tried it though :o)

[JOEYGREEN]

Thanks for that. I'll have a look.