Post Office!

[Voltage]

i was accused at my local post office for stealing a book of stamps!
I'm not having that I thought so I stuck one on him!

[marval]

First class joke Volty.

[Voltage]

Lol

[Garaman]

Did you send him packing?

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Hopkirk]

Well I was looking around the garden centre at B&Q.
This guy asked if I wanted decking, so I got the first punch in.

[Spicerack]

Hope you licked him, volty.