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I was on a flight the other day .
Sitting next to me was this young lady , who kept looking me .
She leaned over and asked if I would like to join the Mile high club
I told her that I wasn't a frequent flyer so I wouldn't get the chance to collect enough points to make it worth my while
Sitting next to me was this young lady , who kept looking me .
She leaned over and asked if I would like to join the Mile high club
I told her that I wasn't a frequent flyer so I wouldn't get the chance to collect enough points to make it worth my while
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A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realise they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.
Rear toilet? He suggests.
Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.
He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. Right, get that condom on, she says.
Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.
But a sharp-eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realises what they are up to. So, she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system.
“To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet: we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector.”
[And what were you thinking?!]
Rear toilet? He suggests.
Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.
He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. Right, get that condom on, she says.
Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.
But a sharp-eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realises what they are up to. So, she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system.
“To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet: we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector.”
[And what were you thinking?!]
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