I Moved

[marval]

I moved my Tomato Ketchup company from England to India. It’s called out-saucing.

I saw something fly past wearing rosary beads earlier. ‘That must be a bird of pray’, I thought.

You can imagine my confusion when an invite to the “Eunuch’s Ball” came through the door.

I have been dating a beautiful young Chinese girl for 8 years now, her name is Wan. We would have got married ages ago but my surname’s King.

I have a piece of wood attached to my wall that I kept all my Dusty Springfield records on but now that I have sold all my records, I just don’t know what to do with my shelf.

I went game fishing today. I came home with 4 Monopoly sets, 2 Scrabble and a Buckaroo.

Breaking news, a lorry has just overturned on the M11 spilling its load of ‘Imodium Instants’ across the motorway. Experts say they expect the flow to stop almost immediately.

I bought some really odd shaped eggs but now I can’t find them. I think they’ve been mislaid.

If you hit someone with a rhythm stick. They may sustain an Ian Drury.

My partner accused me of living in a fantasy world. I nearly fell off my Swedish Short-Snouted Mooncalf.

[Patsy33]

Lol! Some more good uns Marval! x